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Chain Mail

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It sucks so hard but it's hilarious to post and see the replies.
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Hi, I am Dick. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Dick. I am 96 years old. I have no teeth
and urine all over my face. I am alive.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll hug you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Charles E. Cheese
Got this e-mail. He doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Charles.
He was sleeping when his TV started
flickering on and off. Now he's got piss and shit all over him. Ha ha Charles, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Charles, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Loves chain mail, but he didn't want
to live that night. He sent it to 48
people. Too good, George. Now,
George is horny, we don't know if
he'll ever quit fapping. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw a bloody Penis
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fuck of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $0 bill on the
ground. He was demoted to janitor at his job and his girlfriend
said
"hell no, asshole!" to his proposal. Now, he is trying to hang himself with his belt.Poor, stupid Derek.
Send this to less than 0 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- you are safe and will
have good fortune
1-6 people- you will be injured by me, Dick, personally
7-11 people- Your life is pretty sad
12 and over- You fail
You didn't like the bloody penis?
Aw, I meant :iconchainwinplz:

lulz
yure it too!!!